The White Suit Effect

I didn't think I could pull off wearing a whole white outfit, but I did!

Last Tueday I had to go to Agenda to meet up with Rodney regarding some information but before I did I had to decide on an outfit to wear. My girlfriend had bought me a really nice White cotton blazer that was thick, the second blazer I have that is white. The first one I had matches the thin fabric of my white pants but was ruined after I wore it just once at Carribean Gardens months ago (wine stains from an unknown person).

I had just bought a pair of really nice white pants from Gap for $10.00 over the weekend. Although I could probably pull off wearing a pair red undies or something I decided to wear a pair of white undies just in case someone flashes a light at my crotch, seeing through the thin fabric.

I wore these two things together, with a dark blue button down shirt, and a pair of white/brown Pumas, and I was all set to go.

Upon my arrival at the club I could already tell people were looking at the outfit. Whether or not the man worked with the outfit I do not know however after my meeting I had many people look at me down. There was a girl standing at the bar sipping on something and as I passed by she turned my way and looked me up and down. Quite an interesting feeling!

I felt a bit uncomfortable in my outfit believe it or not. Thoughts of jealous guys dumping red wine on my outfit kept passing through my head.

Eventually I left the club, untouched by wine and such. I even had a guy looked me up and down when I came over to Ruby while a guy was hitting on her! After looking me up and down:

"Who's this guy? You're bodyguard?" he asks.
"Yeah, he's my bodyguard!" Ruby responds.

A bodyguard that wears a full white outfit? I'd be scared to get it dirty if I *were* a bodyguard.