A Conversation Between Jose & Piranha

It should be no news that Johanna the Piranha, the bartender with curly hair at Miami's, has been out to sleep with Jose. Let's not forget that Piranha has a husband, with child. Piranha is going back to Peru for 4 weeks so the following is a conversation that unfolded between the two. She calls him to tell him she's leaving and wants to know whether or not he's going to miss him.

Piranha: "Are you free tomorrow night (Wednesday)? I want to take you out dancing."
Jose: "No I won't, I'll be in San Bruno and will be going straight to work in the morning."
Piranha: "Why are you up there?"
Jose: "I'm staying the night up there."
Piranha: "Who's?"
Jose: "Some chick I'm banging right now."
Piranha: "I'm better than her you know."
Jose: "I seriously doubt that."
Piranha: "Why?"
Jose: "I've seen the way you dance and you suck at dancing. And the way a person dances can show how good they are in bed."
Piranha: "What!?! I'm good at dancing!"
Jose: "Not at the songs that I like (salsa)."
Piranha: "Don't you think I'm attractive?"
Jose: "I'm sure you're very beautiful to a lot of guys but to me, you don't look good at all."

At this pont Jose's kids were calling so we had to cut the conversation short, and I had a shower to take. Wow, what a conversation!