Oh How I Miss You, 30" Widescreen TV

For the firt time, I'm anxious to go home to spend time...with my TV.

So I bought myself a 30" widescreen, slim-fit LCD screen. Samsung, with a black color scheme. This baby cost me almost $900 which will be paid off in 18 month installments of $50.00 per month, no interest from Sears.

After bringing it home and plugging all the cables into it on Monday, I was privilaged to something cool...HDTV.

I never knew what HDTV was until I got my TV. Being a person with no cable, HDTV can only be appreciated by those that only have an antenna. Apparently, HDTV is a clearer version of regular TV, but comes through the radio waves. My nights of watching 3 blurry channels has been replaced with 3, super sharp channels, in widescreen!

I also learned that some shows, like Jay Leno and Conan, come in as widescreen over HDTV. News shows and 30 minute shows came in at 4:3, but even that was still enhanced by the TV.

The next morning I went to work and all I did was think of my TV. 30" of pure ecstasy. I was thinking about my TV so much, I went online to find pictures of it.

So I finally reach home, and course the first thing I turn on, before the lights, was the TV. I sat there, taking the whole thing in, while I watch Family Guy in widescreen. Family guy in widescreen by the way, is a lot better than 4:3.

Unsatisfied, I left for work the next morning and also, thinking of my TV at work. One of things I wondered was...if I were to watch porn...would widescreen make the guy's ding dong longer? Hmmmm, quite a question.

I come home, ready to spend a whole night with my TV, only to be interrupted by Jose telling me that I have to go to GK.

I wanted to stay home, and would have had Jose not said he was stopping by. Damn him and his stopping by, now I can't stay home with my TV!